Strawberry Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day a boy went out. Since it was late his mother asked
him,"Where were you?" The boy answered,"On top of Strawberry Hill."
His mother then said okay and sent him to bed. The next day the boy
came home even later. His mother asked him,"Where were you?" The boy
answered,"On top of Strawberry Hill." Later that week a girl comes
by and asks the boy's mother can the boy play. The boy's mother
answers her by saying no, but can I ask who you are? The girl says,
"Sure, my name is Strawberry Hill."

Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

Why did the elephant paint his toenils red? I dont know why?
Because he whated to hide in a strawberry patch... Did you ever see an elephant in a strawberry patch? No. See how good they hide.

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.

"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.

Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"

"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just... erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"