Supermarket Jokes / Recent Jokes

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate." the young man replied indignantly." Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."

My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."

Supermarket
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
Though I do have to say... I don't buy my toilet paper there.

There was this 2 guys at the supermarket... They looked pretty desperate so one runs into the other one and thsi is what happens:
Guy1:Excuse me sir, im looking for my wife..
Guy1:I was wondering that maybe u have seen her around..
Guy2:Oh.. m looking for my wife too! what does your wife look like?
Guy1:Umm well, shes blonde, tall, slim, nice ass, big titties... etc..
Guy2:Oh man, forget my wife, lets both look for yours..

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,' You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

'Why?' she asks.

'Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.'

Q: Why did the blonde open the Yogurt in the supermarket?
A: Because it said OPEN HERE.