Swede Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do you get if you cross a swede and a gypsy? A: A car thief who can`t drive.
A swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris. "Just a moment," the clerk said. "Oh, thank you," the swede replied and hung up.
Q: How do you get a one armed Swede out of a tree? A: Wave to them!
Q: What do you get if you crossbreed a swede with an ape? A: Another swede.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Swede!
Swede who?
Swede Adeline! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Swede!
Swede who?
Swede smell of success!
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life in
general. He felt as there was nothing waiting for him in this life...
...until one day, in the breakfast table, he was reading the morning paper,
when he saw an article, which would change his life. It said: "
...Scientist's had found out, that somewhere in Africa, one could still
find tribes of genuine cavemen, untouched by civilization. Only thing
needed was to find the correct cave and shout "Wohoo!!" and the tribe would
answer to this call."
"This is it!" the swede thought. "This is what I've been waiting for! I'll
sell everything I own, go to Africa, find these cavemen, and become rich
and famous!"
And so he did. He sells everything, moves to Africa and starts looking for
the tribe. But cave after cave after cave, no answer. No cavemen.
Until one day, yet another cave, and another yell: "Juhuuu!!" And more...