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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why doesnt Sweden export its cattle? It wants to keep its Stockholm!

Q: What are beautiful women in Sweden called? A: Tourists.

Q: What is the penalty for suicide in Sweden? A: Life in prison.

Q: Why couldn`t Jesus have been born in Sweden? A: It`s impossible to find 3 wise men there.