Texan Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a Texan and a Californian walking through a field, when they came across a sheep with his head stuck in a fence.
The Texan quickly dropped his pants and mounted the sheep.
After he was done he turned to the California guy and asked if he wanted to go next... the Californian then dropped his pants and put his head in the fence.

A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up, drinking beer and shooting off their guns when they get into an accident with busload of nuns and orphans, killing everyone. The Texans go straight to Hell. When they arrive the Devil is shocked to see that they are not in agony over the heat and he demands an explanation.

"Well, sir, we're from Texas, and we're used to the heat," says one. This infuriates the Devil and he cranks the thermostat up to its highest setting. The lost souls all over hell start wailing. "I'll check on them in the morning and see how they like THIS." He snorts and disappears in a ball of fire.

The next morning, the Devil shows up at the Texans' camp site, and sure enough they are showing some signs of discomfort. They have taken off their 10 Gallon hats and are fanning themselves. One has even rolled up his sleeves. "Well, sir," explains a Texan, "when you have been on a cattle drive in more...

Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."Texan: "OK, where are you from, jackass?"

Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
Texan: "OK, where are you from, Jackass?"

TEXAN: "Where are you from?"HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."TEXAN: "OK - where are you from, jackass?"

A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up, drinking beer and shooting off their guns when they get into an accident with busload of nuns and orphans, killing everyone. The Texans go straight to Hell. When they arrive the Devil is shocked to see that they are not in agony over the heat and he demands an explanation.
"Well, sir, we're from Texas, and we're used to the heat," says one. This infuriates the Devil and he cranks the thermostat up to its highest setting. The lost souls all over hell start wailing. "I'll check on them in the morning and see how they like THIS." He snorts and disappears in a ball of fire.
The next morning, the Devil shows up at the Texans' camp site, and sure enough they are showing some signs of discomfort. They have taken off their 10 Gallon hats and are fanning themselves. One has even rolled up his sleeves. "Well, sir," explains a Texan, "when you have been on a cattle drive in Lubbock during more...

A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up, drinking
beer and shooting off their guns when they get into an accident with
busload of nuns and orphans, killing everyone. The Texans go straight
to Hell.
When they arrive the Devil is shocked to see that they are not in
agony over the heat and he demands an explanation.
"Well, sir, we're from Texas, and we're used to the heat," says one.
This infuriates the Devil and he cranks the thermostat up to its
highest setting. The lost souls all over hell start wailing. "I'll
check on them in the morning and see how they like this." He
snorts and disappears in a ball of fire.
The next morning, the Devil shows up at the Texans' camp site, and
sure enough they are showing some signs of discomfort. They have taken
off their 10 gallon hats and are fanning themselves. One has even
rolled up his sleeves.
"Well, sir," explains a Texan, "when more...