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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished? ”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger. ” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. ”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then….. ” he sighed, …let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. ”

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing!

Most sports advocates believe Tiger Woods' incident with his wife will actually improve his golf game.
"...Let's face it; when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you are going to see a lot of birdies...."

Neighbors of Tiger Woods shared that before the accident, they heard Tiger's wife, Elin screaming, "You are nothing but a dog!"
Ironically, Tiger immediately ran into a fire hydrant.

The Golf Channel has planned an eight-hour pregame show for Tiger Woods' return to the Masters. They will interview all of his mistresses for 10 seconds each.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods' house and his Escalade?
The white airbag in the Escalade didn't blow up and hit him in the face.

What do you get if your in bed with any of Tiger's mistresses?

Answer: WOOD