Tires Jokes / Recent Jokes
A woman was new to Canada.. and staying with her
husband. It was summer and some friends were sitting
on the park and having conversaion about their
work and school experience.
During the conversation the man said
to the friends that I have to go to the
CanadianTire......
The woman( his wife) suddenly turned to her
husband and said "hey" why do u want to go
to CanadianTire... we don't have car to buy
tires.. so why do u thingking to go CanadianTire>>>?
This woman meant that the CanadianTire is just
for tires.... it was so fun at the time and
everybody laughed*******************
This is reality... who comes to Canada
knows nothing about country but eventhough it
seemed kind of real joke....;-)
I probably shouldn't admit this to you younger readers, but when my generation was your age, we did some pretty stupid things. I'm talking about taking CRAZY risks. We drank water right from the tap. We used aspirin bottles that you could actually open with your bare hands. We bought appliances that were not festooned with helpful safety warnings such as "DO NOT BATHE WITH THIS TOASTER".
But for sheer insanity, the wildest thing we did was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates.
I know, I know. It was wrong. But we were young and foolish, and there was a lot of peer pressure. You'd be at a party, and there would be a lava lamp blooping away, and a Jimi Hendrix record playing (a "record" was a primitive compact disc that operated by static electricity). And then, when the mood was right, somebody would say: "You wanna do some 'drates?" And the next thing you know, there'd be a bowl of pretzels going around, or crackers, or more...