Tombstone Jokes / Recent Jokes

Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no business of yours.

Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here liesEzekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young.

Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery: Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maidBut died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767

Tombstone Epitaph: Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not rising

Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the bodyof Jonathan BlakeStepped on the gasInstead of the brake.

Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.

Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.