Topic Jokes

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnnie on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnnie, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnnie. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pelleile a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnnie, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays.
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation.

Topic 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On The Holders?
Round Table Discussion.

Topic 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat Up And Avoiding The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The
Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Topic 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Topic 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote To Your Significant Other.
Helpline Support and Support Groups.

Topic 7 - Learning How To Find Things, Starting With Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The more...

Topic 1
How to Fill up the Ice Cube Trays
(Step by Step with Slide Presentation)
Topic 2
The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Grow on the Holder?
(Round Table Discussion)
Topic 3
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and The Floor
(Pictures and Explanatory Graphics)
Topic 4
The Dirty Dishes and Silverware - Can they Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink and/or the Dishwasher?
(Examples on Video)
Topic 5
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to your Significant Other (Helpline Support and Support Groups)
Topic 6
Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in the Right Place instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming (Open Forum)
Topic 7
Health Watch: Bringing her Flowers is Not Harmful to your Health
(Graphics and Audio Tape)
Topic 8
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost
(Real Life Testimonials)
Topic 9
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit more...

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," he said, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publican.' You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!"

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publican.' You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!"