"Classes For Men" joke

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays.
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation.

Topic 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On The Holders?
Round Table Discussion.

Topic 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat Up And Avoiding The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The
Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Topic 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Topic 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote To Your Significant Other.
Helpline Support and Support Groups.

Topic 7 - Learning How To Find Things, Starting With Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.

Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your
Health.
Graphics and Audio Tape.

Topic 9 - Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks.
Driving Simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning To Live: Basic Differences between Mother And Wife.
On Line Class And Role Playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation And Breathing

Topic 13 - How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To
Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions And Full Lobotomies Offered.

** Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.