Trousers Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man sitting in the bar found that the front of his trousers was all wet. Turning to the man on his right he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?" "Nope," came the reply. Then, turning to the man on his left, he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?" The man also replied, "Nope." "Hmm... then it must be an inside job," he murmured.
A man sitting in the bar found that the front of his trousers was all wet.
Turning to the man on his right he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?"
"Nope," came the reply.
Then, turning to the man on his left, he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?"
The man also replied, "Nope."
"Then it must be an inside job," he murmured.
Two Malaysian mats are walking along Boon Lay Road when they see a sign which reads:' Suits $5. 00 each, shirts $2. 00 each, trousers $2. 50 per pair'. Ali says to his pal, "Gerek, sial! We could buy a whole lot and when we get back to Johor, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you diam-diam, okay? Just let me do all the talking' cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us. I'll speak in my best Singapore accent." They go in and Ali orders 50 suits at 5. 00 each, 100 shirts at 2. 00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at 2. 50 each. The owner of the shop says, "You're from Malaysia, aren't you?" "Oh,. .. yes," says a surprised Ali. "How come you know that?" The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."
Bubba didn't know what the sign in the store window meant when he concocted an idea.The sign said "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair".Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arkansas, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Texas drawl."They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and... "The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Arkansas, aren't you?""Well...yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you know that?"The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
Sven and Ole are visiting a relative in Texas. While walking along the street, they see a sign on a store front which reads:
Suits $5.00 each
Shirts $2.00 each
Trousers $2.50 per pair
Sven says to his pal, "Hey Ole! We could buy a whole lot of dem and ven ve get back to Minnesota, ve could sell them and make a fortune."
"Now ven ve go into the shop, yust let me do all da talkin' cause if dey hear your Minnesota accent dey might tink ve are dumb Norwegians and try ta raise da price. But, I can speak with a perfect Texas drawl."
They go in, and Sven drawls out an order of 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pair of trousers at $2.50 each.
The owner of the shop says "You're Norwegians from Minnesota, aren't you?"
"Uff Da!" Says a surprised Sven. "How'd you know dat?"
The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners."
Bubba didn't know what the sign in the store window meant when he concocted an idea.
The sign said "Suits $5. 00 each, Shirts $2. 00 each, Trousers $2. 50 per pair".
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arkansas, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Texas drawl."
They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5. 00 each, 100 shirts at $2. 00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2. 50 each. I'll back up my pickup and. ....."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Arkansas, aren't you?"
"Well... yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you know that?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
Skirts are better ventillated, making you more comfortable, and possibly less prone to infertility and impotence.
No more caught zippers (or things caught painfully in zippers).
You have a better choice of colours, styles, and fabrics with skirts,
So much more convenient for making love in the open air
No more trousers getting caught in your bicycle chain; throw those trouser clips away!
No more white legs when you strip off to swim
You too can learn to double cross your legs like your wife or girlfriend; Give your boss something else to think about while he lectures you about your poor results.
Erections can be more easily disguised under the folds, and more easily acted upon when the moment is right.
You're a new man feminist? Great! then you'll WANT to identify with your female friends/partner(s); learn to share skirts with them; go on buying expeditions together; no need to stop at the door of the underwear department either!
Beat that prejudice more...