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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange.
Officer: "May I see your driver's license?"
Driver: "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."
Officer: "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"
Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it."
Officer: "The car is stolen?"
Driver: "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card
in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."
Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?"
Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who
owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."
Officer: "There's a body in the trunk?!"
Driver: "Yes, sir."
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the more...
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's more...
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir.Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is.It was valid.Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.The driver owned the more...
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.Captain: Could you slowly more...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it and says, “Mummy, what is that long thing? ”
His mother replies, “That son, is the elephant’s trunk. ”
“No, at the other end. ”
“That son is the tail. ”
“No, mummy, the thing under the elephant. ”
A short embarrassed silenced after which she replies, “Thats nothing. ”
The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer asks his father the same question. “Daddy, what is that long thing? ”
“That’s the trunk, son” replies the father.
“No at the other end. ”
“Oh, that is the tail. ”
“No, no daddy, the thing below, ” asks the son in desperation.
“That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son? ”
“Well mummy said it was nothing, ” more...
Get one of those fake hands that you can hang out of your car trunk.
Paint a red/brown splotch on the back of the hand.
Drive a large nail through the hand, palm first.
Stick it under your trunk lid, per instructions.
Place a bumper sticker under the hand reading: "I FOUND JESUS!"