Usey Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sardar ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki wo meri kia ho gi?

Mike is causing trouble and Ajit and Robert are discussing it. Robert: Bass! !! Mike humein jeene nahin dega! ! Ajit: Koi Baat Nahin, Robert, Usey CHAMPAGNE mein bhigo do, SHAME usey jeene nahin dega aur PAIN usey marney nahin dega... ha ha ha