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    Wife 1.0 Variation

    EDITOR'S NOTE: I've seen a lot of these go by, but they keep changing, so what the heck, here it is again.

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    Tech Support Request

    Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
    - Jonathan Powell

    Dear Jonathan Powell-
    This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. more...

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