Villager Jokes / Recent Jokes

I was casting kids in our church for our annual Christmas play, and I was
giving out choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager. One 5-year-old couldn't
decide, so I said, "Luke, you can be a Villager."
He said, "OK," and ran over to his parents. Very excited, he said to them,
"Guess what! I get to be a mini-van!"

Villager: It was `ere that Catherine of aragon was bitten by a mad dog. Tourist: Tudor? Villager: Yes, chewed `er something `orrible it did.

A man got a kick out of turning simple things into mysteries when composing a letter, though he was not good at all at writing. One day his father told him to write a letter to his brother and tell him four things: A villager died not long ago. The price of meat has gone up. The household has employed a new accountant. His brother's wife is going to have a baby. When the son had finished, however, the letter read: "A villager died not long ago. The meat sold for 179 silver coins. The household has employed a new accountant. My sister-in-law's belly is getting bigger and bigger." He soon got an angry answer from his brother: "Domestic shame should not be made public. How can the flesh of the dead be sold to others?"