Viola Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?
A: Who cares!
What's the difference between a cello and a viola?
The cello burns longer.
How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section? Have them miss every other note.
Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?
A: Music Minus One.
A viola player was returning from a gig, and, feeling tired, decided to stop at a roadside cafe for a rest and a cup of coffee. Halfway through the cup he remembered he'd left his viola on the passenger's seat of the car. He rushed outside... but it was too late... someone had broken the window and put two more violas on the rear seat!
What does a viola player make not to look ridiculous?
He puts his viola into a violin box.