Viola Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.Q: Which is smaller, a violin or a viola? A: They are actually the same size, but a violinist's head is so much bigger.Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? A: Put it in a viola case.Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.Q: Why shouldn't violists take up more...

What's the difference between a violin and a viola? There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.

Why are viola jokes so short? So violinists can understand them.

How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando? Mark it "solo."

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

What do you do with a dead violist? Move him back a desk.

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.