Viola Jokes / Recent Jokes

At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight. He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about. The oboe player says, "He broke my reed! I was just about to play my big solo when he broke my reed!""Well?" says the stage manager to the viola player. "What do you say to that?"In umbrage, the viola player replies, "He undid two of my strings but he won't tell me which ones!"

Q: What is the difference between a chainsaw and a viola?
A: If you absolutely had to, you could use a chainsaw in a string quartet.

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? Who cares?

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a viola.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
Sit in the back and don't play.