Violin Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.
Here is your punishment"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
A: Put it in a viola case.
What was the gangsters last words?
Who put that violin in my violin case!