Volunteer Jokes / Recent Jokes
At an Army reception center a volunteer was undergoing an IQ test.
“Well, Nicholson, determine what it is - it’s a piece of the soldier’s equipment which has two soles, 12 holes for laces and is worn on man’s feet?
“I can’t guess, sir, ” was the reply.
“But it’s easy, man. It’s a pair of shoes. Now tell the board what piece of the soldier’s equipment has the same but twice more: four soles, 24 holes for laces and is on man’s feet?! ”
“Dunno, sir. ”
“Come on, man. It’s two pairs of shoes. Now the last question-what has six feet, wings and flies in May? ”
“Oh, that easy, ” cried the volunteer, “It’s three pair of shoes! ”
One day a police man goes into a barber shop for a hair cut. After the hair cut he asks the barber, "How much would that be?".
The barber replied back,"No, I don't take money. I do volunteer job sir." The police man said thanks and left. The next day, when the barber when to open the store, there was a dozen donuts with a card saying Thank you.
The next day a florist goes to the barber shop and gets a hair cut. She asks,"How much would that be sir?' The barber replies, "I don't take money because I do volunteer job." The florist says thanks and leaves. The next day when the barber comes to open the store, there was a dozen flowers with a thank you card on the door.
The next day an indian computer engineer goes to the barber shop for a hair cut. He then asks the barber, "How much would that b sir?". Thew barber replies, "I don't take money. I do volunteer job here. The tamil guy says thanks and leaves. The next day when more...
A scientist was going to do experiments on the functions
of the brain. So after gathering three volunteers, he decided
to see what would happen when he removed the left half of the
brain from the first man. After doing the operation he put
the man into a rowing machine who proceeded to row and count:
"one...three...five...seven..."
He wrote down the results and decided to see the effects
of removing the right side of the brain on his second volunteer.
After the operation he put the second man in the rowing machine
and he counted while he rowed: two...four...six...eight.
Finally, the scientist wanted to see what would happen
if he removed the entire brain. After doing so on the third
volunteer, he put him in the rowing machine and the patient
counted: uno...dos...tres...quatro...
There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere.
One day his parents took him to the Circus to see all of the clowns. He was so excited! He never saw one up close before! In the middle of the show, a tiny little car came out and out came 20 clowns! He was cheering so loud he couldn't speak for a couple minutes.
Just then, the Leader of the Clowns took a microphone and asked for a volunteer.
Billy raised his hand and shouted' 'Me! Me!''
The clown looked around and said' 'You!'' as he pointed at Billy. He was so happy! Billy joined the clown on the floor.
The clown looked down at him and asked,' 'Are you the horse's nose?''
Billy said' 'No...''
''Are you the horse's ears?''
' 'No...''
Then the clown got an evil look in his eye as he said' 'Then you must be the horse's ass!''
The more...