Volunteers Jokes / Recent Jokes

There are four guys on a plane, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and a Texan. The pilot comes out and says WE ARE LOSING ALTITUDE, THROW OUT YOUR LUGGAGE!!! So they throw out their luggage.
A few minutes later, he comes out again, and says WE ARE STILL LOSING ALTITUDE, SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO JUMP!!! So the Englishman volunteers. He walks up to the door, yells LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!! and jumps out.
A few minutes later, he comes out again, and says WE ARE STILL LOSING ALTITUDE, SOMEONE ELSE IS GONNA HAVE TO JUMP!!! So the Frenchman volunteers. He walks up to the door, yells VIVA LE FRANCE!!! and jumps out.
A few minutes later, he comes out again, and says WE ARE STILL LOSING ALTITUDE, SOMEONE ELSE IS GONNA HAVE TO JUMP!!! So the Texan volunteers. He walks up to the door, yells REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! and throws out the Mexican!!!