Weight Loss Jokes / Recent Jokes
China will be placing restrictions on adoptions, barring overweight foreigners from adopting its children. This is clearly targeted at Americans, who tend to be overweight.
That’s pretty good: They send their people over here like every other culture does - to open restaurants where their ethnic cuisine is four time as rich as it is in the motherland, supposedly to suit the American palate but really it’s to make Americans too fat to fight in battle - while the ethnics somehow stay thin eating their food.
They’re fattening us up for the slaughter! And now they don’t even want us adopting their children, lest they grow up too fat to spy on us.
Or maybe China just wants to know that the Chinese who get to leave aren’t going to be eating any better than the ones who are starving in China.
New York City became the first city in the country to pass a law that bans trans fats.
In the first major test of the law, Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was shot 50 times in an undercover sting gone horribly wrong.
Lawyers are attempting to find a loophole in the new law that would allow Aretha Franklin to perform at Madison Square Garden.
Inventor and billionaire J.R Simplot has died at the age 99. His process for freeze drying potatoes led to the popularity of the French fry, a staple on the menu of virtually every fast-food restaurant. Simplot is survived by his wife, two sons, and over 183 million overweight and lethargic Americans.
A college in Pennsylvania won't let overweight students graduate unless they complete a fitness course. It's a disgrace, and it makes me so proud of the college that I attended-they wouldn't let me graduate based purely on my grades!
A London professor wants the British government to put warning labels on clothes for obese people alerting them to the dangers of being overweight.
A similar program is already in place in the U.S. on clothes featuring tags that say "elastic waistband."
It has been reported that theere are internet addicts. Their addictions are as serious as drug abusers. The most common symptoms in these "internet addicts" is that they're overweight, antisocial, and still live with their parents...Isn't that just being a loser?