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A new study shows that the “Freshman 15” weight gain is actually closer to 5 to 7 pounds, but that is usually
followed by the “Sophomore 2 or 3,” which itself is often followed by the “Junior abortion.”

A new study by Columbia University states that the anti-depressant Prozac does not help anorexics achieve a normal weight. "It turns out," said a researcher, "that nothing works like food."

According to the July issue of Obesity, infants are 59% more likely to be overweight than two decades ago.
Now... is it me, or is the more shocking part of that story the fact that there's actually a magazine called Obesity?