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West Verginian hillbilly
One afternoon the daughter of a West Verginian hillbilly asked her father if she could have some money for the dance.Her father replied well darlin you know what you got to do.The daughter replies daddy I ain't doing it I wont suck your dick.The father says no head no money.Fine the daughter says and walks away.About a half hour later she comes back and says fine daddy I'll do it.She goes down on daddy and comes back up spitting, daddy your dick tastes like shit.yea the father replies your brother wanted to go to the dance to.
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West
I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported. - Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. - Mae West
Men become old, but they never become good. - Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a cagey guy and has a load of fun; he sizes all the cuties up and never Mrs. One.
Adam was created first to give him a chance to say something.
Before money was invented, what did women find attractive about men?
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women. Boys will be boys, but men are better at it.
Men are like toilets. Either vacant, engaged, or full of crap.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Men...give them an inch...and they add it to their own.
I called my last boyfriend "Miller Lite"; tasted good, but wasn't very more...
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The Manager of the project advertised for workers to complete the job. Three groups responded. A team of Irishmen, a group of Italians, and a final team composed of Blondes.
Since none of the groups would work with anyone from the other two groups, the project supervisor decided to assign each group to a different part of the line, and then see which team set the most poles.
The first task was to set the poles. The Supervisor sent each group out to a different location. Before they left, he advised all three groups that the one to bury the most poles today, would receive a bonus.
At the end of the day, the foreman of the Italians reported back to the Supervisor. The Supervisor inquired of him how many poles had been set by his team. He answered 48. The Supervisor was delighted. He advised the Italian to stay awhile until he heard how the Irishmen and the Blondes had more...
ALABAMA:
Literacy Ain't Everything
ARKANSAS:
Exporters of Everything But Honesty
CALIFORNIA:
Se Habla Ingles
FLORIDA:
The Gunshine State
GEORGIA:
The Culture State: Jews and Negroes Allowed Since 1993
INDIANA:
Home of Dan Quayle
KANSAS:
Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole
KENTUCKY:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
LOUISIANA:
I Drink, Therefore I Am
MARYLAND:
We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!
MINNESOTA:
Land of 10,000 Lakes and a Lot of Really WHITE People
MISSOURI:
We're kinda to the west of Indiana and east of Kansas... and oh yeah we're right near Iowa!
MONTANA:
Only a few of us are nutbar freaks who build bombs and put them in the mail.
NEW JERSEY:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
NEW YORK:
People say we're ambivalent and more...
What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia?
Father's Day.
East to the Sea, West to the Land, Death to the B***h that touches my Man.
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!