"Rejected State Mottos" joke

ALABAMA:
Literacy Ain't Everything

ARKANSAS:
Exporters of Everything But Honesty

CALIFORNIA:
Se Habla Ingles

FLORIDA:
The Gunshine State

GEORGIA:
The Culture State: Jews and Negroes Allowed Since 1993

INDIANA:
Home of Dan Quayle

KANSAS:
Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole

KENTUCKY:
Tobacco is a Vegetable

LOUISIANA:
I Drink, Therefore I Am

MARYLAND:
We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!

MINNESOTA:
Land of 10,000 Lakes and a Lot of Really WHITE People

MISSOURI:
We're kinda to the west of Indiana and east of Kansas... and oh yeah we're right near Iowa!

MONTANA:
Only a few of us are nutbar freaks who build bombs and put them in the mail.

NEW JERSEY:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

NEW YORK:
People say we're ambivalent and aggressive-we don't give a s___, so F___ you.... .. you fuggin' bitch.... .. COME ova heah you f___ and I'll givya sumptn' a smile about you fuggin' jerkoff

NORTH CAROLINA:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

OHIO:
Don't Judge us by Cleveland

OKLAHOMA:
Some People Say We Don't Suck

OREGON:
Jerry Garcia was here!

PENNSYLVANIA:
Who Needs Hallucinogens When It's Still 1689?

RHODE ISLAND:
Yeah We're Small, But We're Big Where it Counts

SOUTH DAKOTA:
Closer than North Dakota

TENNESSEE:
The Educashun State

TEXAS:
Don't Mess with Texas-We're Armed

UTAH:
One Word: POLYGAMY!

VIRGINIA:
We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!

WASHINGTON:
Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp Dude

WEST VIRGINIA:
Make the age for sexual freedom a number we can all count to: Fourteen