Whipping Jokes

After a young man had grown up and become a man, he and his father were seated in front of the TV, during a football game. During halftime exercises, his dad remarked, "Son, every time I gave you a whipping when you were bad, you would go into the bathroom and spend about 30 minutes, scrubbing the toilet. You got it spotlessly clean, and I could never figure out why you did that".

Without taking his eyes off the TV, the young man replied, "I was just getting even with you, for whipping me".

The father, startled, replied, "How? By cleaning the toilet?"

"No", the son answered, "by scrubbing it with YOUR TOOTHBRUSH".

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner. The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?" The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!

An Indian man was violently whipping one of his young sons. A man passing by said. "Say now!" "Why are you whipping that boy.""He lied to me." "He pushed over the out house and then told me he didn't do it."That is no reason to whip him. George Washington cut down a cherry tree and his father did not whip him to get to the truth."Yeah but, George Washington's father was not in that Cherry tree when his son cut it down."

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner. The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!