Wild Jokes / Recent Jokes
One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!" The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy," What did you do in Texas?"
The Cowboy replied," Well, I had to walk home
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.
Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.
Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in chocolate, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild.
Aussie: When I finish making love to my wife, I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains, and my wife...she goes wild!
A man and a woman just got married, the woman who was a cheerleader desided to tease her new husband by doing some of her favorite cheers completely naked. Soon after she began her first cheer her husband screamed NO GOOD NO GOOD! Completely caught off guard she decided to move straight into her second cheer. Again, not long after begging her husband yelled out HELL YA! and swooped her in his arm laying her on the bed and having wild wild sex with her for hours. The woman was really excited about this and decided to tell her best friend when she got home. As she relayed her story her friend asked her what the cheers were. The woman grinned and begin yelling them out
2 4 6 8 come on girls lets masturbate!!
the womans friend started laughing and asked her for the second cheer
sex is good
sex is fine
doggy style
69
just for fun
or getting paid
EVERYONE LOVES GETTING LAID!
there was a jewish rabbit who was in a science lab so they could test smoking brands on him. one day he said to his mate "there are wild rabbits you know" his mate didn't believe him so he said "right i'll prove it"
the next night he escaped and found a wild rabbit they had a great time. the next day he came back and said to his mate "it was brill i found a great wild rabbit we ate lettuce and i even found a girlfriend"
"wow" his mate said "why did you come back?"
"i was dying for a fag" he replied
Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.
Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.
Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it.
Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.
Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same way you do.
Bad News: The choir mutinied.
Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.
Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about the "Gong Show," "Beavis and Butthead" and "Texas Chain Saw Massacre."
Good News: Your women's softball team finally won a game.
Bad News: They beat your men's softball team.
Good News: The trustees finally voted to add more church more...
A young man stood in front of the mirror admiring his well-built and tanned body, when he realised that his PENIS was the only part of his body not tanned, hence determined to get his PENIS tanned, he ran to the beach again.
Once on the beach, he buried himself except his PENIS, which he left poking out of the sand.
Strolling down the beach were two old ladies. They came across the PENIS poking out of the sand. One old lady using her cane, knocked it from side to side saying, "There is no justice in the world today."
"What do you mean" asked the other.
"Look when I was 20, I was curious about it,
When I was 30 I enjoyed it,
When I was 40 I asked for it,
When I was 50 I had to pay for it,
When I was 60 I prayed for it,
When I was 70 I forgot about it,
Now that I am 80, the bloody things are growing wild
and I am too old to SQUAT"