Wisconsin Jokes / Recent Jokes
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking the law.
In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.
In McDonald, Ohio, farmers cannot march a goose down a city street. And fowl, particularly roosters, are prohibited from going into bakeries in Massachusetts.
In Kansas, it is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours.
In New York, frogs may be taken from their ponds from June 16 to September 30, but only between sunrise and sunset.
In Pennsylvania, no one is allowed to shoot bullfrogs on a Sunday.
In Arizona, the bullfrog-hunting season is permanently closed.
In Vermont, you can be fined if your pig runs in a public park without the permission of a selectman.
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A Wisconsin woman has been arrested and booked for failing to pay her library fines. Sadly, this is not the first time she has run afoul of the law. She had a previous criminal record for jaywalking and removing a matress tag.
A Wisconsin man was arrested after repeatedly shocking hisdance instructor with a stun gun. He says the victim “defiles married women.”That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows that all dance instructors do with women isshop and gossip.
This guy was by the shopping center the other day with a box over his head that said, "Kissing Booth - 25 cents a kiss." I’m thinking, You could kiss a dozen people, get herpes – and only make 3 bucks! Dude needs to re-think his business plan.
In anattempt to increase state revenue, Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle included triplingthe price of elk hunting licenses in his 2010 fiscal plan despite the fact thatthe state has no elk hunting season.
He also proposed increasing the cost ofhunting licenses for Big Foot and the Easter Bunny.
More than 200 people in Wisconsin attended a symbolic funeral at a local cemetery to lay to rest the “N-Word.” While the ceremony was somber, some found the eulogy a bit awkward.
The following is a letter I sent to Miller Brewing Company earlier this month. I still haven't received a response...
Miller Brewing Company
Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53201
Dear Sir or Madam,
I have been a drinker of Miller beer's for many years (actually, ever since that other company donated a big chunk of change to Handgun Control Inc. back in the mid 80's). Initially, my beer of choice was Lite, but some time in mid 1990 while in Honduras I switched to MGD smuggled up from Panama. Now, for nearly six years, I have been a faithful drinker of MGD.
For these past years, I have come to expect certain things from Genuine Draft. I expect that whenever I see that gold can of MGD, I am about ready to enjoy a great, smooth brew.
But wait! Sometime around the first of the year, my beloved MGD changed colors, so to speak. That familiar gold can was no longer gold! Knowing that I am, by nature, somewhat resistant to change, I forced myself to reserve judgment on the new can more...