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A guy went to see the doctor because he was a little too well-endowed. In fact, it was 25 inches long and he couldn't get women to have sex with him.
The doctor told him that there was nothing that he could do, but recommended a witch doctor.
The witch doctor took a look at the problem and told the man to go to a particular pond deep in the forest and talk to a frog that lived there. "Ask the frog to marry you," she said, "and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thought to himself, and with that, he dashed into the forest. He found the pond and spotted the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Frog, will you marry me?" He called.
The frog looked at him, disinterested at best, and called back, "No."
The guy looked down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thought. I'll try that again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog rolled his eyes, and shouted more...
A skeleton joke
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn’t reach any higher!
A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!
A witch joke
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!
A witch joke
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!
A skeleton joke
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!
A skeleton joke
Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire say to the mirror?
Terror, terror on the wall…!
A skeleton joke
How do skeletons call their friends?
On the telebone!
A skeleton joke
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
A werewolf joke
Mummy, mummy what’s a werewolf?
Be quiet and brush your face!
A werewolf joke
What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home?
A comb!
A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph?
A witch on a high speed train!
A skeleton joke
What’s a skeleton’s favourite musical instrument?
A trom-bone!
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck youll be able to get up for a spell.
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. Can't get any women to have sex with him. No men either, one would think. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help.
Witch takes a look at the problem (yikes!) and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would. Finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog.
Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
Guy looks down, sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thinks -- let's try that more...
A witch joke
What’s the best way of talking to a warty witch?
By telephone!
A werewolf joke
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting!
A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
All the others used him as a coat rack!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz!
A demon joke
What did the demon do when he bought a new house?
He called it “Gnome Sweet Gnome”!
What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.