Yankee Jokes / Recent Jokes
A Yankee fan, a Met fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together on the subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap. When the subway cars lights come back on, Pamela Anderson and the Met fan are sitting as if nothing happened, and the Yankee fan is holding his slapped face. The Yankee fan is thinking, "That Met fan must have kissed Pamela and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead." Pamela is thinking, "That Yankee fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Met fan, and got slapped for it." And the Met fan is thinking, "This is great. The next time the subway cars lights go out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that @!#%!! Yankee fan again."
Then there was the psychology professor, a Yankee's Yankee and a
feminist's feminist, who tells the following story about herself to illustrate
that doctorates don't necessarily make you smart.
She was driving to a workshop in Atlanta from her home in Ohio.
It was about 10 am, and she'd been driving the entire preceding day and night
herself, and she was consequently not in the best of tempers as she searched
for a motel in which to crash.
A Georgia state policeman pulled her over, got out of his cruiser,
swaggered up to her driver's window, bent down, and drawled, "Lookie here,
darlin',"-uh oh, everybody duck-"Lookie here, darlin', nobody blows
through Georgia that fast."
Said the feminist Yankee overtired psychology professor: "Sherman did."
She says he was not satisfied merely to give her a speeding ticket;
he made her follow him fifty miles out of her way to Nowheresburg, GA, and
wait at the more...
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.The song, "Yankee Doodle" was originally sung by British Soldiers to insult the colonialists ( which was typical of the British in those days). The Continental Army took to singing it to annoy the British (which was typical of the colonialists).
Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.
The song, "Yankee Doodle" was originally sung by British soldiers to insult the colonialists, (which was typical of the British in those days).
The Continental Army took to singing it to annoy the British (which was typical of the colonialists).
one day this aussie was sitting in a bar and a yankee comes and gives him a chop on the side neck and says thats a karate chop from japan so the yankee goes back to his friends and comes back a little whhile later and gives the aussie a chop on the other side of the neck and says thats a judo chop from korea so the aussie drinks his beer and walks out and comes back an hour later and goes up to the yankee and hits him over the head and the yankee gets knocked out and the aussie says to the barman tell him when he wakes up say that was a crowbar from bunnings.