Yankee Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on his mother
Every time he hit a bump
He had another brother!

To my fellow New Yorkers and Yankee fans, please accept my deepest apologies. The events of this past Wednesday are my fault.
It seems that after a few tequilas and an ill-advised viewing of "License to Drive," I asked God to please kill Corey Feldman.
I don't know what to say...except that I am done with T-Mobile.

My brother's psychology professor, a Yankee's Yankee and a
feminist's feminist, tells the following story on herself to illustrate
that doctorates don't necessarily make you smart.
She was driving to a workshop in Atlanta from her home in Ohio.
It was about 10 am, and she'd been driving the entire preceding day and night
herself, and she was consequently not in the best of tempers as she searched
for a motel in which to crash.
A Georgia state policeman pulled her over, got out of his cruiser,
swaggered up to her driver's window, bent down, and drawled, "Lookie here,
darlin',"-uh oh, everybody duck-"Lookie here, darlin', nobody blows
through Georgia that fast."
Said the feminist Yankee overtired psychology professor: "Sherman did."
She says he was not satisfied merely to give her a speeding ticket;
he made her follow him fifty miles out of her way to Nowheresburg, GA, and
wait at the police station more...

(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg (Yankee) Poodle
(Southern) Circus Dawg (Yankee) St. Bernard
(Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg" (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches (Yankee) Beagle
(Southern) Rabbit Dawg (Yankee) Rottweiler
(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard
the still. (Yankee) Yellow Lab
(Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg (Yankee) Black Lab
(Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg (Yankee) Greyhound
(Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg (Yankee) Malinois
(Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg (Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs (Yankee) Pekinese
(Southern) Mop Dawg (Yankee) Chinese Crested
(Southern) Nekkid Dawg (Yankee) Dachshund
(Southern) Wienie Dawg (Yankee) Siberian Husky
(Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg (Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
(Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is more...

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a' 'quickie'', only you do it yourself.

Do you know what a Yankee is? Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself