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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with whitestripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don'tknow. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he didand God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the otherzebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You arewhat you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with blackstripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because its a mane-lion station!

A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a
photo-safari in Africa. They drive out on the savanna in their jeep, stop and
scout the horizon with their binoculars.
The biologist: "Look! There is a herd of zebras! And there, in the middle, a
white zebra! It is fantastic! There are white zebras! We will be famous!"
The statistician: "It is not significant. We only know there is one white
zebra."
The mathematician: "Actually, we only know there exists a zebra, which is white
on one side."
The computer scientist: "Oh, no! A special case!"