Zoo Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Marta said, "My family went to the Louisville Zoo, and it was fascinating to see all the animals."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word' fascinate.'"
Sarita raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Cincinnati Zoo and I was fascinated by the animals."
"That's good, too," said the teacher, "but I wanted the word' fascinate."
Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Billy was noted for his bad language, but surely he couldn't damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Billy said proudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her breast are so big she can only fasten eight."

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attemptsto earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, assoon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him anddrags him into his office. The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoos mostpopular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and thekeeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. Heoffers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until theycan get another one. The mime accepts. So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit andenters the cage before crowd comes. He discovers that its agreat job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun ofpeople and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires ofjust swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying moreattention to the lion in the cag e next to his. Not wanting tolose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top ofhis cage, crawls across a partition, more...

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didnt recognize them!

Two tigers who had escaped from the Delhi Zoo reappeared in their respective cages after six months of freedom. One was very fat, the other reduced to skin and bone. They began to discuss their experiences. Said the thin one:' I was very unlucky. I found my way into Rajasthan. There was a famine there. I could not get enough to eat. Even the cattle I killed had no flesh on them. I would have died of hunger, so I decided to surrender myself to the police. Although I am caged here, at least I get my bellyful of meat everyday.' He asked his fat companion why he had come back to the zoo.
At first I had very good luck,' replied the fat tiger licking his chops in happy reminiscence.' I got into the secretariat. Every evening, as the millions of babus (clerks) poured out of their offices, I would catch one and eat him up. For the first six months no one noticed anything. But yesterday I made the mistake of eating up the fellow who serves them their relays of cups of tea and coffee. Then more...

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office.
The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, more...

Once the couple visited the zoo. They noticed that all the animals are laughing except donkey
Couple asked watchman: - why all animals are laughing but donkey is not laughing.
Watchman said to couple: - one of the animals had told a joke so every animal understood the joke except donkey didn't understood the joke. After 1 week the couple again visited the same zoo. They noticed that all animals were quiet but donkey was laughing.
They asked again to watchman. Couple: - why all animals are quiet but donkey is laughing.
Watchman to couple: - because 1 week ago there was a joke on which all animals were laughing and donkey didn't understood that joke, today the same joke donkey has understood and he is laughing now.