"A blond guy joke" joke
There's a Mexican guy, an Irish Guy, and a blond guy working at the top of a construction site when the lunch whistle sounds. The Mexican opens his lunch box and says, "Ugh! Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump to my death!" The Irish man opens his lunchbox and says "Ugh! Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time, I'm going to jump to my death!" The blond guy opens his lunch and says "Ugh! Baloney and cheese! If I get baloney and cheese one more time, I'm going to jump to my death!" Well, the next day, they all sit down for lunch again. The Mexican guy opens his lunchbox, sees the burritos, and jumps to his death. The Irishman opens his lunchbox, sees the corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to his death. The blond guy opens his lunchbox, sees the baloney and cheese, and jumps to his death. At the funerals, the three widows were crying together about their husbands' tragic deaths. The Mexican's wife says, "If only I knew how much he hated burritos, I never would have made them!" The Irishman's wife says, "If only I knew how much he hated corned beef and cabbage, I never would have made it!" The blond guy's widow is silent, and the other widows look at her expectantly. She says, "Don't look at me! My husband packed his own lunch!"
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