"Big In Texas" joke

A blind man decided to take a trip and visit Texas. When he got on the plane, he felt the seats and exclaimed, "Wow, these seats sure are big."
"Everything is big in Texas," the person in the seat next to him said.
Finally arriving in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. He entered, ordered a beer and a mug was placed between his hands. "Goodness these mugs are big," he said.
"Yep, that's 'cause everything is big in Texas," replied the bartender.
After having a couple of beer, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was.
"Second door to the right," answered the bartender.
The blind man headed for the bathroom but accidentally tripped over and went right past the second door. Instead, he entered the third door which lead straight to the swimming pool and he fell in.
Scared to death, the blind man started screaming, "Don't flush, please don't flush!"

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