"Border Patrol: Now Hiring!" joke
The Miami Herald
The Minutemen border-patrol group has hired a contractor to finish building 10 miles of fence along the Mexican border. Construction began on May 27, when 150 volunteers turned out for the groundbreaking. Though the number of volunteers has recently dwindled to as few as four, the contractor says, “Not to worry-as soon as I get one or two of those lazy families of 15 jumping the border, I’m gonna hire ‘em.”
Immigrants from around the country are taking to the streets this week demanding that they be allowed to stay in the US in order to maintain their jobs. And what better way to maintain those jobs than by parading in the streets in the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday.
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