"Bras" joke
A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "there's more than one type?"
"There are three types." Replies the clerk,
"The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference in them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the Baptist type makes mountain's out of mole hills."
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.