"Categories of Sex" joke

There are 5 categories of sex:
The first is Smurf Sex: This happens during the honeymoon, during which time you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex: This happens at the beginning of the marriage, when you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
The third is Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a little, possibly have children, so you feel you'd better do it in the bedroom.
The fourth is Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and utter the words, "Fuck you!!"
The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced and your spouse screws you right in front of everyone in the room.

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