"Deep Thoughts" joke

Before Columbus' discovery why did mankind think the Earth was flat?

Doesn't the Bible in Isaiah 40-22 state that the Earth is a sphere?

Do brainstorms come with thunder and lightning?

Does anyone ever stop to think that maybe just maybe this question is totally pointless?

Does thought depend on language?

Don't you think that a hunch is just creativity trying to tell you something?

Don't you think that if everybody thinks nobody rules yet if somebody rules the rest are not permitted to think?

Have you ever stopped to think and forget to start again?

How can you think out loud?

How deep does a thought have to be to be a deep thought?

How do we know if it's later than we think?

How do we know if we're thinking straight?

How does one' pay attention'? Any do they accept Visa?

If great minds really think alike then what makes them so great?

If two people look at each other and both say at the same time' Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' then isn't the answer yes?

If we all thought alike then would any of us be really thinking?

If you come to a conclusion where have you been? And did you make a left turn or a right turn?

If you could really think of and do absolutely nothing for a moment where would you be at that precise moment? And would you know it?

If you think your indecisive how can you be sure?

If your mind is stretched by a new idea does it ever regain its original dimensions?

In cartoons when a person gets an idea a light bulb pops up above their head. But what popped up when Thomas Edison got the idea for the light bulb?

Is a conclusion simply the place where you got tired of thinking?

Is it possible to think of Nothing?

Is it true that someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world?

Is the only reason some people get lost in thought because it's unfamiliar territory?

Isn't an idle mind the best way to relax?

Isn't Public Opinion just what people think other people are thinking?

Once a thought has crossed your mind where does it go? And where was it before?

Wasn't it common sense that led people to believe the world was flat?

What if you thought a thought, but the thought you thought wasn't the thought that you thought you thought?

What would happen if you had two half baked ideas at the same time?

When you jump to conclusions where do you take off from? Where do you land? How long are you in the air? How far off the ground do you have to get? And are you going for distance or height?

Where do conclusions begin? And can they be continued?

Why are the worst or stupidest ideas always the most popular?

Why do a great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices?

Why do people scratch their heads when they are thinking hard?

Why has someone else always thought of it first?

Why is it that no matter if we think we can do it or we think we can't we're right?

Why is it that the harder you try to think the more difficult it is?

Why is it that when you are trying to think of something you can't but when you don't want to think of something you can't get it out of your mind?

Why must everything require thought?

Will you always come to a conclusion if you jump to one?

Would you have to think twice before giving something a second thought?