"Detachable Vaginas" joke
Ok, so the other day I was watching a porno. Yes I have watched a porno or two in my lifetime. Anyway, it's a lesbian scene, I think men like those, well one of the women chose to wear a strap-on. Now I am really confused, I know it's a movie, but I had to ask one of my friends who is a practicing lesbian what she thought about this practice. She told me that some lesbians like the penis, but they just don't like what it's attached to. Are you serious? I mean, men love vaginas, but give me a break, we don't always like what they're attached to either. Then I thought, how great it would be if there were detachable vaginas. I would'nt be wasting my time right now typing this bulleting/blog, I would be playing with my vaginas. In fact, every man I know would be playing with their vaginas. We'd have vagina trading parties. Hey man, I got that Asian vagina, what you got?
Women would'nt be taking self defense classes anymore, they would be taking protect your vagina classes.
Can you imagine if someone stole your vagina? The police would call and tell you that they found your vagina and you have to come down to the police station to identify your vagina. I bet you would come home with the wrong vagina
They would probably have bootleg vaginas at the flea markets.
Can you imaging if you were a father with a sixteen-year-old daughter? You would probably have a special place for her vagina right over the mantle. She'l probably come down stairs--getting ready to go to a party, you look at the mantle to see the vagina missing and say, "Young lady, are'nt you forgetting something?" "Oh yeah, love you daddy!" she replies. "Young lady!!! (pointing to the mantle) where's the vagina?" "Awww dad, all the other girls are going the have their vaginas at the party, how come I can't bring my vagina to the party?" "So, what you're telling me is that if those girls were to throw their vaginas over the bridge you'd throw your vagina over too?"
Women would probably have to get vagina alarms so they can use public bathrooms. "Chirp! Chirp!"
What if you put a lock on your vagina and locked your keys in it? You'd have to call Pop-A-Coochie!
Now this is serious, for the hurricane, how many of you women would remember to pack your vagina? I can see it now. This is CNN, we go live to New Orleans, can we get an assessment on what's going on there? Yes, there are vaginas all over the place. Women would be calling FEMA trying to get replacement vaginas.
Oprah would probably have a special show, Reuniting Women With Their Vaginas.
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