"Edwin Traisman, French Fry Innovator" joke

The man behind McDonald's french fries, Edwin Traisman, died Tuesday at the age of 91.

Mr. Traisman was found in his home peacefully wilting under a heat lamp. Efforts to revive Traisman by sticking him in a low temp oven for a few minutes were unsuccessful.

"He led a super-sized life," said Traisman's wife. "Everyone wanted to know his secret to longevity, and Edwin always said,'the trick is in carefully controlling water content prior to the freeze-drying process.'"

According to his wishes, Traisman's remains will be deep fried and dipped in ketchup before being dropped into that little space between the driver's seat and the gear shifter.

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