"Fortune cookies" joke

My friend Liz, her two kids (Kelli, age four and Emily, age two), and I often go out to eat at the two Chinese Restaurants in town. Liz and I always get a laugh at Emily's fortunes because they are always meant for adults. For example, here are two of the fortunes that Emily got: You are the star in the sky of someone's romantic eye. (or something like that) A magical evening awaits you. Once I got a fortune with a typo. It read: You will step on the soil of amny countries. (instead of many).

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