"Funny Signs #11" joke

Sign in a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a `long` little doggie!"
Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want."
Sign on a music library's door: "Bach in a minuet."
Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12"
A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: "Today's special. Below it says: So's tomorrow."
Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50, 000 flies can't be wrong)."
Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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