"General Halftrack calling to the motor pool" joke
General Halftrack called down to the motor pool. A sleepy voice answered, "Hullo."
General Halftrack said, "How many vehicles in the motor pool?"
The sleepy voice said, "Hold on."
After a few minutes, he came back on and said, "There's 7 Jeeps, 3 one and a half ton trucks, and 2 staff cars for the fat-ass generals."
General Halftrack was upset by this and said, "Do you know who this is?"
Sleepy voice said, "No."
General Halftrack said, "This is General Halftrack!"
Dead silence for about 5 seconds. Then the sleepy voice asked, "Do you know who this is?"
General Halftrack says, "No."
Sleepy voice replies, "Goodbye, Fat-ass!!!"
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