"God finds Adam in the garden of Eden smoking a cigarette" joke

God descends down into the Garden of Eden to look into Adam and Eve. He finds Adam relaxing agains a tree smoking a cigarette.
"Hello Adam," says God. "How's things?"
"We've just had sex," says Adam. "Eve has gone off to wash herself."
"Where has she gone?" asks God looking around with a sense of urgency.
"Oh Shit!" exclaims God smacking his forehead. "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish!"

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