"Grandpa, s heart atack" joke
once there was a little boy at the hospital because his grandpa had a heartattack.
litlle boy: grandma how did gramps have his heart atack
grams: well me and grandpa still do it
littleboy: ok
grams: so when we do it we do it to the church bells
little boy: ok
grams: whin the church bells go ding grandpa goes in and when the church bell goes dong grandpa comes out
little boy: oh ok
grams: but the ice cream truck went by and they went ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! and grandpa was trying to keep up.
little boy: oh
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