"Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes." joke

Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees: Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees: Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)* 50 degrees: Miami residents turn on the heat* 45 degrees: Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts* 40 degrees: You can see your breathCalifornians shiver uncontrollablyMinnesotans go swimming* 35 degrees: Italian cars don't start* 32 degrees: Water freezes* 30 degrees: You plan your vacation to Australia* 25 degrees: Ohio water freezesCalifornians weep pitiablyMinnesotans eat ice creamCanadians go swimming* 20 degrees: Politicians begin to talk about the homelessNew York City water freezesMiami residents plan vacation further South* 15 degrees: French cars don't startCat insists on sleeping in your bed with you* 10 degrees: You need jumper cables to get the car going* 5 degrees: American cars don't start* 0 degrees: Alaskans put on T-shirts* -10 degrees: German cars don't startEyes freeze shut when you blink* -15 degrees: You can cut your breath and use it to build an iglooArkansans stick tongue on metal objectsMiami residents cease to exist* -20 degrees: Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with youPoliticians actually do something about the homelessMinnesotans shovel snow off roofJapanese cars don't start* -25 degrees: Too cold to thinkYou need jumper cables to get the driver going* -30 degrees: You plan a two week hot bathSwedish cars don't start* -40 degrees: Californians disappearMinnesotans button top buttonCanadians put on sweatersYour cat helps you plan your trip South* -50 degrees: Congressional hot air freezesAlaskans close the bathroom window* -80 degrees: Hell freezes overPolar bears move SouthViking Fans order hot cocoa at the game* -90 degrees: Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets!

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