"Malayalam Joke" joke

Lunch Bagil Lunch Kondu Pokan Pattum... But School Bagil School Kondu Pokan Pattumo???
Bus stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal BUS varum... Full stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal oru FULL varumo...???. . potte oru quarter engilum...
Auto Driver Ayal Auto Odikkan Pattum!!! But Screw Driver Ayal screw Odikkan Pattumo???
Lux Rs. 9. 50 Lyril Rs. 10. 50 Chandrika Rs. 12. 00 Jeeva Rs. 8. 00 Eethu venamenkilum vangitharam Onnu kulichal mathi!!!
Want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaru? 666!!!!!!! enni nokkikke moonnar illennu... ha ha!
Idly Podi Thotu Idly Kazhikkam, Ennal Mooku Podi Thotu Mooku kazhikkam pattumo??
Keralathil motham 679 puzhayum, 1234 aruviyum 2345 kulavumunde. Onnu poyi kulichu koode?
Niraparayum Nilavilakkum Thengin Thoppum oormayil Sukshikkunna Malayalikku Oru Thiruvonam Kudi. Nanma Niranja Oonashamsakal
Engineering Collegil Padichal Engineer Akam. Ennal Presidency Collegil Padichal President Akan Pattumo??
Cycilil poyal cycling aavum. .. Trainil poyal athu training aavumoo??
Nammal kadayil poyi 501 bar soap vangikumbol kadakkaran nammukku oru soap mathram tharunnu.. Bakki 500 soap evide poyennu aarengilum chinthichittundo??
thengeennu thengaa veezhum. . maavennu maanga veezhum. . plaavennu plaangaa entha vizhathe? ?
our letter illa, oru phone illa, no missed call, oru sms koodi illa, enikku pedi avunnu, ninakku chicken guniayum pidicho avoo?..
Rocketinode oral: Entha engane payunne?

Rocket: Nayinte mone, k**thikke thee pidichal ninakkum ariyam karyam enthanenne
Oru cuticura powder idumbol... athinte ammacurayem achancurayem evide ennu anweshichittundoo? paavam cuticura. ..