"Mr. Youngman was brought to the lounge" joke

Mr. Youngman was brought to the lounge of the nursing home to await his son. Since he was especially frail, the nurse was never far from his side.
As it happened, at least once every minute the ninety-year-old would tilt slightly to one side; as soon as he did so, the nurse' hurried over and straightened him right up.
Finally Mr. Youngman's son Bob arrived.
"Well, pop," he said, "how're they treating you here?"
He replied, "The food's fine and the accomo-dations are even better-but there is one thing."
"What's that?"
Cocking his eyes over his shoulder, he said, "It's that sonofabitchin' nurse over there. He won't let me fart!"

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