"Ohio Jokes" joke

A short story...
In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly asked officers to give him an X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6-inch deep hole in his skull with a Black Decker power drill and had stuck the wire in to try and find the missing brain.
Dumb Ohio Laws
# In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker`s stand, you can be fined $25. 00.
# Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
# It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
# It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
# The Ohio driver`s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
# Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
# Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
# It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
# It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
# Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
# No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
Bay Village
# It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
Bexley
# Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Clinton County
# Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
Cleveland
# It`s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
# Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
Columbus
# It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
Fairview Park
# It`s against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor.
# Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner`s permission.
Ironton
# Cross-dressing is against the law.
Lima
# Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
Lowell
# It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
Marion
# You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
North Canton
# It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
McDonald
# Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.
Oxford
# It`s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man`s picture.
Paulding
# A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Toledo
# Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
Strongsville
# Catch 22 is banned.
Youngstown
# Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
# You may not run out of gas.